Alternative funny milestone cards
Alternative funny milestone cards

Alternative funny milestone cards

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Our funny, tongue-in-cheek, milestone cards make the perfect gift for parents of babies/toddlers. They come available as standard in pink or blue. If you would like a different colour please select the 'change colour' option. We have two card packs available, pack one has 15 cards and pack 2 is the full set of 30 cards. Pack 1: 1 #parentingfail 2 Today I don't like my car seat 3 milk drunk! 4 I don't even know why I'm crying! 5 I'm so tired, but I refuse to go to sleep 6 Nap hair, don't care! 7 I had a meltdown in public today 8 #sleepthieft 9 Today daddy picked my outfit! 10 I cry when held by ugly people! 11 Projectile vomit is a real thing! 12 Today was all about crying... just because! 13 Opps I've been sick on mummy 14 Opps I've been sick on daddy 15 Today mummy was given 'advice' on how to look after me.. she wasn't impressed! Pack 2: 1 #parentingfail 2 Today I wee'd on my mummy 3 Today I wee'd on my daddy 4 My mummy is the best 5 My daddy is the best 6 #nextpicasso 7 Today I let mummy have a wee in peace 8 milk drunk! 9 Today I don't like my car seat 10 Opps I've been sick on mummy 11 Opps I've been sick on daddy 12 Today was all about crying.... just because! 13 #here'strouble 14 I'm so tired, but I refuse to go to sleep 15 I know I asked for it!... but now I don't want it! 16 Projectile vomit is a real thing! 17 Today I found mummy's makeup 18 I cry when held by ugly people 19 Today daddy picked my outfit! 20 I don't even know why I'm crying! 21 #sleepthief 21 Today I did a poo in the bath 22 Should be asleep 23 Nap hair, don't care! 24 Mummy was only gone for like one second! 25 Yay I got my first tooth - who should I bite first? 26 Today I ate something that I shouldn't have 27 Today mummy was given 'advice' on how to look after me... she wasn't impressed! 28 I had a meltdown in public today 29 Yay! I can stand up.. and look what I can reach! 30 I kept mummy and daddy up all night